monthly godka legend

the tiki gods were throwing legendary parties—until their sacred coconut rum got boring. The luaus fizzled, the fire dimmed, and Pele was not amused. So when a storm-tossed distiller washed ashore, they gave him a simple choice: craft a spirit worthy of the gods… or spend eternity as a palm tree. No pressure.

He blended old-world juniper with island citrus and whispered-about botanicals, distilled it seven times under a full moon, and filtered it through volcanic stone. One sip and—boom—lightning split the sky, statues danced, waves sang. They named it GODKA, “God’s own spirit,” and threw a luau so epic it might still be raging.

We can’t prove the legend. But we’re not denying it either.